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Soon and Very Soon! The weekly blog by Jeff Carnie

Soon and Very Soon:

A lady was cleaning her house and singing Gospel songs as she worked. She began singing, “Soon and very soon, we are going to see the king…”

Her little son was in the next room and began singing along with Mom. Something was a little off, however, so Mom stopped to listen. The preschooler’s version: “Soon, and very soon, we are going to Burger King…”

Haha! Be Blessed

Jeff Carnie

9:30 Worship Pastor

First Baptist Church

8939 East Stockton, Blvd.

Elk Grove, CA. 95624

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SOMEONE UNDER MY BED! The weekly blog by Jeff Carnie

A man went to a psychiatrist with a worry problem. “Every time I get into bed,” he said, “I’m convinced there is somebody under it.”

“I can help,” said the psychiatrist, “But it will mean a session a week for a year, costing $50.00 per visit.”

The man never returned, so when the psychiatrist met him in the street he asked why he hadn’t come back. “Oh, a friend cured me for nothing,” he explained.

“How did he do that?” asked the psychiatrist.

“He simply told me to cut the legs off the bed!” replied the man.

The LORD is my light and my salvation– whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life– of whom shall I be afraid?

Psalm 27:1

Never fear for the Lord your God is with you!!

Be Blessed

Jeff Carnie

9:30 Worship Pastor

First Baptist Church

8939 East Stockton, Blvd.

Elk Grove, CA. 95624

www.fbceg.org

www.jeffcarnieandspectrum.com

Follow me on Twitter http://twitter.com/jeffcarnie

Like our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/JeffCarnieandSpectrum

Listen to us on internet radio at http://www.jango.com/music/Jeff+Carnie+and+Spectrum