Man: Promise you won’t get mad…
God: I promise.
Man: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Man: Well, I woke up late.
Man: My car took forever to start.
Man: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait.
Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.
God: All right.
Man: And on top of it all, when I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see… the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of my angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Man: (humbled): Oh.
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn’t want you to catch what he has. I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
Man: (embarrassed) Okay.
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call. I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Man: (softly) I see, God.
God: Oh, and that foot massager had a short that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
Man: I’m, sorry, God.
God: Don’t be sorry; just learn to trust Me… in all things, the good and the bad.
Man: I will trust you.
God: And don’t doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Man: I won’t, God. And let me just tell you, God, thank You for everything today.
God: You’re welcome, child. It was just another day being your God and looking after my children…